Grandpa Grumpy's Rants

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People do stupid things for internet fame

Settle in because I want to talk about why viral videos and common sense rarely occupy the same cage.

Are amusement park prices worth it?

Apparently, amusement parks have adopted the airline business model. Charge more, provide less and hope nobody notices.

Motion-activated appliances don’t work for me

Apparently, modern technology has decided I'm either invisible, a ghost, AI or no longer qualified to wash my hands.

Haircut prices are insane

Apparently, I'm not getting a haircut anymore. I'm getting a "grooming experience."

Hotel bathroom sinks stink

Apparently, hotel designers think travelers only bring a toothbrush and a positive attitude.

Replacing farmland with solar panels

Why are electric companies covering some of the best farmland in America with solar panels.

Do humans use social media any more

If all the AIs are posting content for other AIs to read, what exactly are the rest of us supposed to be doing?

Hotel room ventilation

Why do modern hotels seem determined to make sleeping as difficult as possible.

Some online ads refuse to close

You ever notice that online ads don't want your attention anymore? They want your surrender.