Grandpa Grumpy's Rants

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Why aren’t convenience stores convenient any more?

The filthy stores are understocked with mile-long checkout lines because of a brilliant corporate strategy to make ONE exhausted employee do the work of an entire staff.

Who likes Hollywood sequels?

Every classic movie now gets a sequel, reboot, prequel or spin-off nobody asked for.

Why do doctors and dentists waste my time?

Apparently, modern medicine can send appointment reminders by text, email and phone call, but still can’t remember my address, pharmacy or the fact that I’m definitely not at risk for endometriosis.

Changing terms and conditions

Companies keep sending “important updates” that somehow require reading enough legal text to qualify for college credit.

Is “rounding up” a purchase a serious charitable donation?

Why don't these companies ask customers if they'd be willing to round DOWN their purchase so the firms have skin in the game?

Medicare supplemental policy pricing rules

How is it fair that I get about seven weeks to select a policy I can afford, but insurance companies get to change prices four months later?

Giving awards for popularity

We’re handing out titles like “Best Student,” “Top Athlete,” and even “Toddler of the Year,” not based on talent, but on who can collect the most votes.

Early automatic renewals

Companies don’t wait until your subscription expires anymore to lock you in to another year of service.

What is it with traffic lights?

Shouldn't traffic lights actually control traffic rather than test your patience?