Grandpa Grumpy's Rants

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Some online ads refuse to close

You ever notice that online ads don't want your attention anymore? They want your surrender.

People have forgotten how to use car horns

Apparently, some drivers believe the horn has only two settings: OFF and ANGRY GOOSE.

Frequent software updates frazzle me

Now the software companies use artificial intelligence to design updates, and robot tech support agents to keep complaining customers on indefinite hold.

Shrinking cereal boxes frost my flakes

The price goes up while the amount inside shrinks faster than Grandpa Grumpy’s patience.

Stop playing games with clocks

Daylight Savings Time is the only issue that unites all Americans in common hatred of something other than politicians themselves.

A “revolutionary” new dessert?

Apparently, young people just discovered root beer floats like they unearthed some ancient hidden treasure.

Kindergarten graduation ceremonies

Apparently surviving nap time and learning the alphabet now qualifies you for a cap, gown and awards banquet.

Spamming SEO experts are really annoying

Apparently my website is impossible to find, which is impressive considering these idiots found it just fine.