Grandpa Grumpy's Rants
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You ever notice that online ads don't want your attention anymore? They want your surrender.
Apparently, some drivers believe the horn has only two settings: OFF and ANGRY GOOSE.
Now the software companies use artificial intelligence to design updates, and robot tech support agents to keep complaining customers on indefinite hold.
The price goes up while the amount inside shrinks faster than Grandpa Grumpy’s patience.
Daylight Savings Time is the only issue that unites all Americans in common hatred of something other than politicians themselves.
Apparently, young people just discovered root beer floats like they unearthed some ancient hidden treasure.
Apparently surviving nap time and learning the alphabet now qualifies you for a cap, gown and awards banquet.
Apparently my website is impossible to find, which is impressive considering these idiots found it just fine.