Grandpa Grumpy's Rants

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Replacing farmland with solar panels

Why are electric companies covering some of the best farmland in America with solar panels.

Do humans use social media any more

If all the AIs are posting content for other AIs to read, what exactly are the rest of us supposed to be doing?

Hotel room ventilation

Why do modern hotels seem determined to make sleeping as difficult as possible.

Some online ads refuse to close

You ever notice that online ads don't want your attention anymore? They want your surrender.

People have forgotten how to use car horns

Apparently, some drivers believe the horn has only two settings: OFF and ANGRY GOOSE.

Frequent software updates frazzle me

Now the software companies use artificial intelligence to design updates, and robot tech support agents to keep complaining customers on indefinite hold.

Shrinking cereal boxes frost my flakes

The price goes up while the amount inside shrinks faster than Grandpa Grumpy’s patience.

Stop playing games with clocks

Daylight Savings Time is the only issue that unites all Americans in common hatred of something other than politicians themselves.