Grandpa Grumpy's Rants
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We used to say grace before meals. Now people say, “Hold on, I need content.”
They greet you with the same enthusiasm as a kid opening socks on Christmas morning.
I didn’t touch anything or update anything. But, now I'm locked out like I forgot the secret handshake.
At this point, the mailbox isn’t for communication. It’s just a holding area for tomorrow’s trash.
Why does checking the mailbox feel like opening a daily delivery of nonsense?
Why is it so hard for people to return a shopping cart?
Instead of waiting for irresponsible stragglers or wasting time with unnecessary small talk, send an email instead.
Why does Google Maps act like it knows better than you?
I’ve bought hundreds of digital movies, so someone explain why I’m still sitting through ads like I’m watching basic cable.