Want to watch your favorite professional sports team play? Better get your wallet ready!

Between outrageous ticket prices, expensive parking, $10 hot dogs and a dozen streaming subscriptions, being a sports fan is becoming a luxury reserved for the wealthy.

And here's the kicker: Taxpayers often help pay for those massive stadiums, but still have to spend a fortune to get inside!

I remember when families could enjoy an afternoon at the ballpark without taking out a second mortgage. Now, even watching from your living room can cost a fortune.

And the owners still want us to cheer -- and buy overpriced clothing to "support the team!"

#GrandpaGrumpy #SportsFans #ProfessionalSports #MLB #NFL #NBA #StreamingServices #StadiumPrices #SportsRant #SubscriptionFatigue #FunnyRants

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I am convinced I have become the last tattoo-free adult in America?

After taking my grandchildren to a Halloween event yesterday, I discovered that kids were lining up for tattoos instead of candy!

Meanwhile, adults everywhere are turning themselves into walking art galleries.

But, what's the proper etiquette for admiring all that artwork? Is staring acceptable or frowned upon?

And what happens when those beautiful tattoos start sagging along with the rest of us?

I have some questions about America's tattoo obsession, especially when it comes to decorating bodies that God already created as masterpieces.

If I ever get a tattoo, he knows exactly what those three letters will say!

#GrandpaGrumpy #Tattoos #TattooHumor #GettingOlder #SeniorHumor #BabyBoomers #FunnyRants #GrumpyOldMan #LifeAfter60 #OldCrankyAndAlwaysRight

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Why do restaurants insist on seating everyone in the same tiny section when the rest of the place is practically empty?

I went to lunch just minutes after the restaurant opened. With nearly 60 tables available, every new customer was packed into the same little corner.

Then there was the booth designed for people who apparently haven't eaten since 1987.

If I'm paying $50 for lunch, is 50 inches of personal space too much to ask?

#GrandpaGrumpy #RestaurantRant #RestaurantProblems #DiningOut #PetPeeves #FunnyRant #BoomerHumor #GettingOlder

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