Grandpa Grumpy's Rants
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The price goes up while the amount inside shrinks faster than Grandpa Grumpy’s patience.
Daylight Savings Time is the only issue that unites all Americans in common hatred of something other than politicians themselves.
Apparently, young people just discovered root beer floats like they unearthed some ancient hidden treasure.
Apparently surviving nap time and learning the alphabet now qualifies you for a cap, gown and awards banquet.
Apparently my website is impossible to find, which is impressive considering these idiots found it just fine.
Somewhere out there is a guy paying $12.99 a month to remind himself he’s paying $12.99 a month for something else.
Apparently, we’re supposed to choose leaders based on who can clutter the most intersections.
Apparently, companies and government agencies want to send me "important" messages all day long, but the second I have a question, suddenly nobody works there anymore.
One truck is doing 55 and the other decides to pass at 56. Twenty minutes later, one truck finally wins, but traffic is backed up to Nebraska and for what?