Rants

Giving awards for popularity

We’re handing out titles like “Best Student,” “Top Athlete,” and even “Toddler of the Year,” not based on talent, but on who can collect the most votes.

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Smoke alarms

It’s irritating whenever those “life-saving devices” turn into sleep-destroying torture machines the second their battery gets low.

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Food photos

We used to say grace before meals. Now people say, “Hold on, I need content.”

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