Robot interruptions
Why does Facebook’s creepy little robot keep constantly interrupting me to ask if I’m interested in posts I’m already looking at?
Why does Facebook’s creepy little robot keep constantly interrupting me to ask if I’m interested in posts I’m already looking at?
Pretty soon products won’t come with instructions at all. They’ll just include a teenager.
The filthy stores are understocked with mile-long checkout lines because of a brilliant corporate strategy to make ONE exhausted employee do the work of an entire staff.
Every classic movie now gets a sequel, reboot, prequel or spin-off nobody asked for.
Apparently, modern medicine can send appointment reminders by text, email and phone call, but still can’t remember my address, pharmacy or the fact that I’m definitely not at risk for endometriosis.
Companies keep sending “important updates” that somehow require reading enough legal text to qualify for college credit.
Why don’t these companies ask customers if they’d be willing to round DOWN their purchase so the firms have skin in the game?
How is it fair that I get about seven weeks to select a policy I can afford, but insurance companies get to change prices four months later?
We’re handing out titles like “Best Student,” “Top Athlete,” and even “Toddler of the Year,” not based on talent, but on who can collect the most votes.
Companies don’t wait until your subscription expires anymore to lock you in to another year of service.