What is it with traffic lights?
May 2, 2026
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Shouldn’t traffic lights actually control traffic rather than test your patience?
Shouldn’t traffic lights actually control traffic rather than test your patience?
You stay loyal for years by giving them your money, but they stay loyal to fine print and expiration dates.
Every app, every tool, every website suddenly has a robot “ready to help,” for a slightly higher monthly fee, of course.
You sign up for “superfast” internet, and somehow it moves slower than your neighbor walking his dog.
It’s irritating whenever those “life-saving devices” turn into sleep-destroying torture machines the second their battery gets low.
We used to say grace before meals. Now people say, “Hold on, I need content.”
They greet you with the same enthusiasm as a kid opening socks on Christmas morning.
I didn’t touch anything or update anything. But, now I’m locked out like I forgot the secret handshake.
At this point, the mailbox isn’t for communication. It’s just a holding area for tomorrow’s trash.
Why does checking the mailbox feel like opening a daily delivery of nonsense?