Election yard signs grow like weeds
May 17, 2026
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Apparently, we’re supposed to choose leaders based on who can clutter the most intersections.
Apparently, we’re supposed to choose leaders based on who can clutter the most intersections.
Apparently, companies and government agencies want to send me “important” messages all day long, but the second I have a question, suddenly nobody works there anymore.
One truck is doing 55 and the other decides to pass at 56. Twenty minutes later, one truck finally wins, but traffic is backed up to Nebraska and for what?
Now every document disappears into a maze of mystery folders, cloud drives and random locations nobody remembers selecting.
Why does Facebook’s creepy little robot keep constantly interrupting me to ask if I’m interested in posts I’m already looking at?
Pretty soon products won’t come with instructions at all. They’ll just include a teenager.
The filthy stores are understocked with mile-long checkout lines because of a brilliant corporate strategy to make ONE exhausted employee do the work of an entire staff.
Every classic movie now gets a sequel, reboot, prequel or spin-off nobody asked for.
Apparently, modern medicine can send appointment reminders by text, email and phone call, but still can’t remember my address, pharmacy or the fact that I’m definitely not at risk for endometriosis.
Companies keep sending “important updates” that somehow require reading enough legal text to qualify for college credit.