ChatGPT’s long-winded responses
June 23, 2026
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I never fully understood what “mansplaining” was until I encountered ChatGPT.
I never fully understood what “mansplaining” was until I encountered ChatGPT.
The truth is these aren’t convenience fees. They’re “because we can” fees.
Now the gas pump has a television screen yelling commercials at me while I’m standing outside watching my bank account evaporate one gallon at a time.
Why is it that some government offices no longer seem interested in doing office work?
How can the stock market can go up 800 points before breakfast, drop 1,000 points by lunch and end the day exactly where it started?
Today, parents spend thousands of dollars trying to make sure little Timmy never experiences disappointment, boredom or the horrifying trauma of wearing hand-me-down clothes.
Settle in because I want to talk about why viral videos and common sense rarely occupy the same cage.
Apparently, amusement parks have adopted the airline business model. Charge more, provide less and hope nobody notices.
Apparently, modern technology has decided I’m either invisible, a ghost, AI or no longer qualified to wash my hands.
Apparently, I’m not getting a haircut anymore. I’m getting a “grooming experience.”