A ‘cure’ for extreme grumpiness
May 22, 2026
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I finally discovered that unplugging from the outrage machine may be the healthiest thing I have done in years.
I finally discovered that unplugging from the outrage machine may be the healthiest thing I have done in years.
Apparently, young people just discovered root beer floats like they unearthed some ancient hidden treasure.
Apparently surviving nap time and learning the alphabet now qualifies you for a cap, gown and awards banquet.
Apparently my website is impossible to find, which is impressive considering these idiots found it just fine.
Somewhere out there is a guy paying $12.99 a month to remind himself he’s paying $12.99 a month for something else.
Apparently, we’re supposed to choose leaders based on who can clutter the most intersections.
Apparently, companies and government agencies want to send me “important” messages all day long, but the second I have a question, suddenly nobody works there anymore.
One truck is doing 55 and the other decides to pass at 56. Twenty minutes later, one truck finally wins, but traffic is backed up to Nebraska and for what?
Now every document disappears into a maze of mystery folders, cloud drives and random locations nobody remembers selecting.
Why does Facebook’s creepy little robot keep constantly interrupting me to ask if I’m interested in posts I’m already looking at?