What marketing genius decided the best way to build customer loyalty was to bombard people with so many emails that they never want to hear from your company again?
The truth is these aren’t convenience fees. They’re “because we can” fees.
Now the gas pump has a television screen yelling commercials at me while I’m standing outside watching my bank account evaporate one gallon at a time.
How can the stock market can go up 800 points before breakfast, drop 1,000 points by lunch and end the day exactly where it started?
Apparently, amusement parks have adopted the airline business model. Charge more, provide less and hope nobody notices.
Apparently, I’m not getting a haircut anymore. I’m getting a “grooming experience.”
You ever notice that online ads don’t want your attention anymore? They want your surrender.
Pretty soon products won’t come with instructions at all. They’ll just include a teenager.
The filthy stores are understocked with mile-long checkout lines because of a brilliant corporate strategy to make ONE exhausted employee do the work of an entire staff.
Why don’t these companies ask customers if they’d be willing to round DOWN their purchase so the firms have skin in the game?