Apparently, amusement parks have adopted the airline business model. Charge more, provide less and hope nobody notices.

Apparently, I’m not getting a haircut anymore. I’m getting a “grooming experience.”

You ever notice that online ads don’t want your attention anymore? They want your surrender.

Pretty soon products won’t come with instructions at all. They’ll just include a teenager.

Why don’t these companies ask customers if they’d be willing to round DOWN their purchase so the firms have skin in the game?

Companies don’t wait until your subscription expires anymore to lock you in to another year of service.

You sign up for “superfast” internet, and somehow it moves slower than your neighbor walking his dog.

What used to be a simple piece of paper to serve as proof of a transaction has turned into endless spam, surveys and marketing messages.