Who is Grandpa Grumpy?

I’m Grandpa Grumpy. I’m 66 years old, originally from Wisconsin, now baking in Arizona.

I am way too old for this nonsense.

I’m Grandpa Grumpy. I’m 66 years old, originally from Wisconsin, now baking in Arizona.

And let me tell you something. I’ve seen everything at least twice.

There is a way things are supposed to work, but people just stopped doing it.

Now everybody’s an “influencer.” Nobody knows anything, but they’re all experts.

I raised three daughters and survived that, but barely.

And now I’m supposed to take advice from people who think life started five minutes ago?

I don’t think so.

Settle in. I’m just getting started. And I’ve got plenty more to say.

If that made sense, check out my 100 Undeniable Truths of Life (you’re going to recognize a few)

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You sign up for “superfast” internet, and somehow it moves slower than your neighbor walking his dog.

It’s irritating whenever those “life-saving devices” turn into sleep-destroying torture machines the second their battery gets low.

We used to say grace before meals. Now people say, “Hold on, I need content.”