You know what really frosts my flakes?
Passwords.
You need one for everything.
Not just any password. A “special” password.
- Twenty characters.
- A capital letter.
- A symbol.
- A number.
- A hieroglyph from ancient Egypt.
And you can’t reuse it.
So now you need a password manager to manage your passwords.
And that costs money. Every year.
Because apparently forgetting things is now a subscription service.
Then after you finally get the password right, you see:
“Enter the code we just texted you.”
But, I just entered the password!
What are we doing here?!
I’m way too old for this nonsense.
I’m Grandpa Grumpy. Settle in. I’m just getting started.