We used to say grace before meals. Now people say, “Hold on, I need content.”

At this point, the mailbox isn’t for communication. It’s just a holding area for tomorrow’s trash.

Why does checking the mailbox feel like opening a daily delivery of nonsense?

Why is it so hard for people to return a shopping cart?

Instead of waiting for irresponsible stragglers or wasting time with unnecessary small talk, send an email instead.